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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I've got it.

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I also have.

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No stuff.

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She's a tiefling.

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Oh, she's a tiefling.

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She probably wears red, being as her name is the Crimson.

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You start to feel a little woozy.

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Barking Seal says, I'm very sorry this has happened.

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I didn't mean to do this. I can fix your friend.

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Please don't kill me. We're just workers.

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We're just polishing and cleaning and making sure his giants are shiny and good.

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You mean all these dead giants?

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Yeah. Well, you have to polish dead giants.

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See you and call attention to all of the other ones and they all start croaking very loudly at you.

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He says that they do have a leader who sometimes speaks more better, as they put it.

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Maybe we can try to talk to him.

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In Draconic, really slowly I say, take me to your leader.

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A couple of them escort you into the back of that room that you're in.

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So into Area 14 for your map.

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And back there you find more toads.

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But one toad who looks fancy, just looks much more fancy than all the other toads.

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Seem like wearing a suit. Would you say he's dapper?

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I'm picturing like Wind in the Willows toad.

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Yes, same here. Mr. Toad's day out.

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Because he is fancy.

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Mr. Toad's wild ride.

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Exactly like that. But that toad is back there and it sounds like some of them are discussing with that toad, perhaps about you.

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That toad comes forward and in a very slow toady type voice.

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Which I can't wait to hear.

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Which you can't wait to hear.

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I am Marfob. Who are you?

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Hi, I'm Thea.

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I wondered who was going to go first.

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I'm Flint.

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I'm Nulara. We're looking for a dragon.

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You're looking for a Rathator? Why?

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We switched the name of the dragon.

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No, it's not a Rathator.

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No, but it was a Ruthator.

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Oh, but you know what?

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Well, Toad Guy might pronounce it weird.

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Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking.

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Yes, we are looking for a Rathator.

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Out of both sounds.

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Do you serve him?

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Yes, we keep track of treasures and goings on at Oyavagaton.

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I'm sorry, what?

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Sorry, pardon?

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And the goings on at Oyagivafuck.

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Oyagivafuck.

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Oyagivafuck.

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Bless you.

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Oyavagaton.

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Sure, that's a V. We'll go with that.

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Is that where we are right now?

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Yes, it is. It was at the top of the map.

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Yes, it's still there and does not look like that word at all.

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No, it doesn't.

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This is Oyagivat.

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Oyavagatonfuck.

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This is a Rathator's lair.

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I will refer to it only as a Rathator's lair going forward.

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Seems easier.

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Is he around?

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Yes.

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We're here from out of town.

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Do you mean harm?

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No.

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No.

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No.

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Actually, you know what?

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Are we really looking for a Rathator or are we looking for his buddy?

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Are we looking for the lady?

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The lady with the horns.

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Well, we're looking for Makkah the crimson.

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We certainly are.

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We'd like to chat with her before we hang it with a Rathator.

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Is there a tiefling around here?

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Yes.

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We're looking for one.

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Yes, there is.

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Down the hall you will find her.

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Cool, thanks.

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Keep up the good work.

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You're doing a fantastic job.

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We can see how organized you are.

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When we talk to a Rathator, we're going to tell him that you guys need a raise.

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We love what we do.

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We don't get paid.

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Oh, so then you need more responsibility.

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Yes.

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We keep track of all the things in the North.

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All of the things?

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And his treasures.

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Everything?

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We have vast knowledge of all the things that happen in the North.

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Do you know if there has been a Drakorn up North?

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There was at one point.

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Yes.

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Because the Crimson Lady knows more about Drakorn.

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More than you?

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I don't believe it.

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She was more in charge of the Drakorn than I.

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She was in charge, you guys.

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I think we need to go talk to her.

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For sure.

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Thanks, buddy.

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What was your name again?

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Marvul.

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We appreciate the chat, Marvul.

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Thanks, Marv.

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I call myself Marvul.

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As you go out into the hall, Nulara's first, I see.

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I feel like this has gone well so far.

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I'd like to leave.

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We just had a nice pleasant chat with those giant toads,

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so I'm happy to just keep moving along.

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Do you want to make a Dexterity saving throw there, Nulara?

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Oh, God.

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I mean, yay!

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That sounded like a resounding yes to me.

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Well, it was a critical fail.

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Oh, my God.

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Well, I didn't call it.

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I thought it was going to be my new setup roll, but no.

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That one went well for you.

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It's my fall into a trap roll or whatever I just did.

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You walk out into the hall and you are struck.

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You don't want me to see that, do you?

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Well, you can see.

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No, because it's got all the details about what's happening.

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Do I slide on a banana peel?

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You slide on a banana peel.

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There's actually just a cucumber sitting there and you freak the fuck out.

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You lose your shit over this cucumber.

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You slide on a banana peel right into an ice troll's claws.

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Oh, no.

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Does he hold her in a firm embrace?

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Yeah, definitely does.

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Like King Kong style?

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Is it tender?

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Well, let's find out.

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Does he think I'm pretty?

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What's your AC?

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My AC is 17, I believe.

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Oops, sorry.

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I'm not actually rolling.

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It pulls you in and, well, it doesn't attack you with both claws, but it takes a bite out of you.

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And you will take five piercing damage.

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Dam-mage.

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And what did you say it was?

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An ice what?

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Ice troll.

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Okay, sounds great.

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So you should all roll for initiative now.

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I will.

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Yeah, all right.

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Fucking roll.

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Nine.

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Ten.

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Four.

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Guys, we're nailing this.

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I'm doing real good tonight.

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I'm on fire.

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Every time you say tonight, it freaks me out.

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Oh, yeah.

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What are you talking about?

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You're doing real good tomorrow morning.

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It's last night.

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Bad news, guys.

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There's at least two more ice trolls.

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I don't know if you've looked at the map.

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I know.

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It's not just the one.

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It's piercing embrace.

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Though I do think something might start between you guys.

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Maybe.

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I might use my one point.

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Might use my one point to make it so.

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Oh, plot point.

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All right.

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Just kidding.

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I'm going to save that for a really important time.

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Obviously, blue troll.

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Blue troll gets to go first and he rushes towards the.

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I open my arms up wide to like invite him.

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I bring it.

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He does the same to you.

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Tries to bite you and attack you with both claws.

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That's not very nice.

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A lot of dice getting rolled.

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Yeah, I'm hearing that.

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The bite against your AC is a 13.

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The two claws, however, are a 24 and a 19.

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Wow.

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OK, OK.

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That's 25 damage.

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That's half my fucking.

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Oh, my God.

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Well, you better fight back.

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It's Flint's turn.

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But I think I think Russ introduced this healing surge option just because he was going to kick our ass.

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I think so, too.

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I wonder if I should go help Thea or if I should go occupy the red guy who is seemingly unattached at the moment.

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He needs a dancer partner.

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Well, I just don't want to go help you and then have him like sneak up behind you and kick your ass.

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Go for the red.

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All right.

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I obviously scream that at you as I'm being bitten.

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OK, yeah, so I will I will attack this.

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What is it?

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Frost giant, you said?

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Ice troll.

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I like that we can't remember.

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And it was literally a minute ago that you said.

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OK, so I will swing my two handed axe towards his head because that's how I roll.

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Fantastic.

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That's how he rolls.

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It's 24, but not critical by any way, shape or form.

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That's good.

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Yeah.

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Eight and eleven.

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Whoa.

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Nineteen plus four is twenty three on the first attack.

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OK, nice.

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Nice.

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And then eighteen is my attack roll on the next one.

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Fingers crossed.

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Eighteen is good.

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Sweet.

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Sweet.

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Oh, rolled off the table.

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Hang on.

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Hang on.

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Oh, three on the first one.

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That's what I get.

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And nine is twelve and four sixteen.

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Geez.

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I watch from my clawy embrace and I really am into what you're doing over there, Flint.

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Excellent.

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Now, Thea's turn.

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OK, so I'm going to conjure flaming sphere.

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So you need to make a dexterity saving throw.

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I think what she meant to say is you need to fail a dexterity saving throw.

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Yes.

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Dex, that's a nine.

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That is a fail.

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Whoa.

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So it's 2d6.

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Oh, no, wait, that's on a failed.

252
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Yeah, 2d6 fire damage.

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Half of it's saved.

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OK.

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OK, so six damage.

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Really?

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That's it.

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He takes 12 damage.

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I was just going to say being some sort of ice troll, perhaps a flaming sword would be

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a good idea.

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That's why I chose fire.

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I thought these guys are ice.

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I would also like to do as a bonus action healing surge.

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OK.

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What do I do for that?

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You use one of your hit die.

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Anyone?

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I can shoot.

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You have d6 as your hit die.

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Oh, OK.

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I'm like any one of my three.

272
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000
This d20 looks good.

273
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000
That's it.

274
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000
That's what you get.

275
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000
OK.

276
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:42,000
Well, I guess only having 22 hit points taken away is better than 25.

277
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000
Exactly.

278
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000
So, yes.

279
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,000
It's now green troll's turn.

280
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:52,000
He is going to attack you, Nulara.

281
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000
He's going to try.

282
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,000
He's going to try.

283
00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:04,000
With his bite, he gets 26 against your AC.

284
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000
Well, that'll do it.

285
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,000
His claw is 10.

286
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,000
Second claw is 22.

287
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000
That will do it.

288
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000
So a bite and a claw get through.

289
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000
The other one, he's just giving you the finger with it.

290
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000
So he's just being rude.

291
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000
That's 18 damage.

292
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000
Well, then.

293
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000
And now it's Nulara's turn.

294
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000
OK.

295
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:33,000
I whisper Mui Caliente to my sword.

296
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000
It's on fire now.

297
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:40,000
I'm obviously attacking that banana peel jag off that just gave me all that damage.

298
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000
Of course.

299
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000
18 on my first attack.

300
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000
18 is good.

301
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000
Nice.

302
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:52,000
So he gets six, but that's piercing.

303
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,000
OK.

304
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:58,000
But the fire damage is 5 is 11.

305
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000
So do you need those separate?

306
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000
Does he get more from fire?

307
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000
He gets more from the fire, yes.

308
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000
So double the fire.

309
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000
OK.

310
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
So 6 plus 22.

311
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000
So 28.

312
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000
OK.

313
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000
Yeah, do it.

314
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Second attack.

315
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,000
Oh, 19, 28.

316
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:18,000
And then 5 plus.

317
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:22,000
OK, so 4, 5, 10, 15 damage.

318
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000
All right.

319
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,000
Then Donnie's going to bite that mofo.

320
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000
Maybe.

321
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000
OK.

322
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000
Nope, he got a 13.

323
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000
Donnie's not going to bite him.

324
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000
Yeah, no, definitely.

325
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000
Donnie didn't have a turn last time, did he?

326
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000
Last time?

327
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000
We haven't had turns yet.

328
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000
That was my first turn.

329
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000
Oh, wow, gosh.

330
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000
She got snuck attacked.

331
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000
Oh, right.

332
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000
I slipped on that banana peel.

333
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000
Snuck attacked?

334
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000
Snuck attacked.

335
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Snuck attack.

336
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000
Saffron.

337
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000
Snuck attack.

338
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000
That's horrible.

339
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,000
That sounds like snacks and it makes me wish I had one.

340
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000
Snacks would be so good right now.

341
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:57,000
Red guy's turn and he goes for flint on his bite.

342
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000
Brilliant.

343
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,000
That is a 23 against your AC.

344
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000
Okie dokie.

345
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,000
On his first claw, another 23.

346
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000
Consistent.

347
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000
And second claw is 11.

348
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
Hooray.

349
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,000
So one bite and a claw.

350
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,000
You are going to take 18 damage.

351
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000
OK.

352
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000
Back to the top.

353
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000
We got blue troll.

354
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000
Guys, I think I might die.

355
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:27,000
So if I do know this, I really wish I got to sleep with Salazar.

356
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000
We'll make sure to tell him for you.

357
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000
Oh, man.

358
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,000
Daughter walked in it just then.

359
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000
Give me a sec.

360
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000
Alright, he's attacking you there.

361
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000
Bite.

362
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,000
Right, I wanted to sleep with Salazar, but I never got the chance.

363
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000
So, Nulara.

364
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Bite 16.

365
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000
Claw.

366
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000
No.

367
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000
16 against your AC.

368
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000
Oh, right.

369
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000
Which hits.

370
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000
Which hits me, but it's not 16 points.

371
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000
11 for the first claw, so that's no good.

372
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
And 9.

373
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,000
So you only take a bite on that one.

374
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
Nice.

375
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
That is 10 damage, though.

376
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000
Alright, that only brings me to 32.

377
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Oh, that's not so bad.

378
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000
You tell Salazar yourself.

379
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000
You will make it.

380
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Flint, you are up, sir.

381
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,000
Alright, out of curiosity, how hurt is the red fellow looking?

382
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
He is not looking bloodied.

383
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000
Okay.

384
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000
If that's what you're asking.

385
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000
I was asking exactly that question.

386
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000
I guess I could have phrased it that way.

387
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000
He was being so passive about it.

388
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
I was being very coy.

389
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000
Yes.

390
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000
How much information is he going to give me here?

391
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,000
For free, without rolling some sort of perception check.

392
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:44,000
Alright, I guess I will go right back to attacking the red ice troll.

393
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000
Fantastic.

394
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000
That's 19 on the first one.

395
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
Yes, sir.

396
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000
6.

397
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,000
And 11 is 17, plus 4 is 21 damage.

398
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000
He is looking bloodied now.

399
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000
Excellent.

400
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:03,000
I will continue attacking him.

401
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000
So that's 21, but not critical by any way, shape, or form.

402
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
8.

403
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
Pop the table.

404
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000
And 6 is 14, and 4 is 18.

405
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,000
He's looking like he's seen better days.

406
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000
But he's still standing.

407
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Excellent.

408
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000
Alright.

409
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Thea, you're up.

410
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000
Okay.

411
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000
Are these guys wearing armor of any kind?

412
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000
Negative.

413
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000
They're naked?

414
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000
I said negative.

415
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
So yes, they're naked.

416
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
So they're naked.

417
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
Oh yeah.

418
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:35,000
Okay, well I'm going to use my Flaming Sphere again because it remains.

419
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:39,000
So I'm going to hit him with it again as a free move.

420
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000
Yep.

421
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000
16 damage.

422
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000
I doubled it for you.

423
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
Nice.

424
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Thank you.

425
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
Nice.

426
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000
I'm super nice like that.

427
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
Yep.

428
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:52,000
And then I'm going to produce flame.

429
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Okay.

430
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000
And hit him with that.

431
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
2d8.

432
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Oh shit.

433
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
Ow.

434
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
16 damage.

435
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
I doubled it for you.

436
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
And he is bloodied.

437
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Oh yeah.

438
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000
And he deserves it too.

439
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,000
It is Green Guy's turn now.

440
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000
He goes to attack you, Nularaaaa.

441
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Bites.

442
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Misses.

443
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
That's an 11.

444
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
Claws a 17.

445
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000
That is my AC.

446
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
That hits.

447
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,000
And Claw 2 is a 22.

448
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,000
So you get two Claws on this one here.

449
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:27,000
Part of me feels like it should hit but it should only like, you should only have

450
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,000
to take half the damage because it's not like it bites like totally.

451
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
It just barely hits, right?

452
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000
Yeah.

453
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000
Like it half hits so you only have to take half the damage.

454
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
I know that's not the way this works.

455
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
It's a glancing blow.

456
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
It is logical.

457
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
It does make sense.

458
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,000
That's 22 damage.

459
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:53,000
Well, oh Nularaaaa, not feeling so good right now.

460
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,000
And it's your turn, Nularaaaa.

461
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Great.

462
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Oh I forgot to do my healing thing.

463
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
Shit.

464
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
Don't forget to heal yourself.

465
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
I'm okay still, probably.

466
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
No, but you get a free one.

467
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
It's a free bonus move, a healing surge.

468
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
Oh yeah, but you still have to use them.

469
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
But then I use one of my die, right?

470
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
And that's my turn.

471
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000
Oh, I didn't know that.

472
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000
Sorry, I did not realize that.

473
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000
Never mind.

474
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000
Crap.

475
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000
We'll see.

476
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,000
You know, I just use those hit die if I die anyway so let's save them.

477
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
It's a 19.

478
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
19's good.

479
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
My first attack.

480
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000
Okay.

481
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:37,000
So that is a 3, that is 6 and 6 is 12, doubled is 24, 27 on my first attack.

482
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Second attack is a 10, so that does nothing.

483
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Good thing that first one was good.

484
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,000
Donnie rolled a natch 20 because he's amazing.

485
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Fantastic.

486
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
Okay.

487
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000
So what does that mean?

488
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Double damage?

489
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Double damage.

490
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Yeah.

491
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Does Donnie have fire?

492
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
No, he doesn't.

493
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:10,000
He gets, so, 24 plus 2, so 5 on the first one and then 6, so 11 and then you have

494
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000
to do a constitution saving throw.

495
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Oh, come on Donnie.

496
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Oh, this would be amazing.

497
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Is that 11 supposed to be doubled though?

498
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000
No, because there's no fire.

499
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
No fire.

500
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
No, I did two rolls.

501
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Oh, you did two rolls.

502
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000
Oh, I gotcha.

503
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Yeah.

504
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
He only gets a d4 plus 2, so.

505
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,000
That's a 20.

506
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000
Well, I guess he does not get stung then.

507
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,000
Critical failure, Russ.

508
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Sorry guys.

509
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Okay, red guy's turn.

510
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Going for you, Flint.

511
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000
Oh yeah.

512
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000
Bite.

513
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
That's a 21, not critical.

514
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Yep.

515
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
18.

516
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Yep.

517
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
And that's a 21.

518
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
Oh, I'm taking the full brunt.

519
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Brace yourself.

520
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Whoa.

521
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
So many dice.

522
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Jesus, that was like 50 dice.

523
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
I don't like this silence.

524
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
It's just Russ trying to do math.

525
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,000
He's doing all that math on those thousand die you did roll.

526
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:13,000
I thought he was like trying to pick the right tone to tell me that I was obliterating.

527
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
That's 29 damage.

528
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,000
And then blue guy's turn.

529
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Alright.

530
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Oh, this is me.

531
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
Is he part of the blue band group?

532
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
He is, absolutely.

533
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Just on the weekends though.

534
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
So that's a 12 bite, that's not gonna be good.

535
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
Nope.

536
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
That is a critical miss on that one.

537
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Yep.

538
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Perfect.

539
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
And that is a 9.

540
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
So you got that one Scott Free there.

541
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
Now I'm gonna murder him.

542
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Flint, you're up sir.

543
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Oh wait, right Tommy.

544
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Sorry.

545
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Alright, I will try and destroy this red guy once and for all.

546
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Okay.

547
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
So it's a 19, but not a crit.

548
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Yep.

549
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
10 on the first one.

550
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,000
11 on the second one and 4 is 25.

551
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
Excellent.

552
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Is he dead?

553
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
He's still standing.

554
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Damn it.

555
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Alright.

556
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
Let's try again.

557
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Is a 17.

558
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
I can't remember, does that hit him?

559
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000
17 does hit, yep.

560
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
Excellent.

561
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Oh, 12.

562
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
That's a nice max roll.

563
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
And 4.

564
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000
And 4 is 20.

565
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Is he dead now?

566
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
He's still standing.

567
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000
Good lord.

568
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Oh my.

569
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Thea, you're up.

570
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Yeah, I am.

571
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Okay, so I'm going to produce Flame because I can't use my Flaming Sphere anymore.

572
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
And so that's two.

573
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000
Why can't you use your Flaming Sphere anymore?

574
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Well because I've already used it once.

575
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Yeah, but I think it sticks around every round.

576
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Doesn't it stick around for like a set period of time?

577
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,000
It does, but I didn't write it down.

578
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,000
Look it up for up to one minute.

579
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,000
Flaming Sphere I have here is 3d6.

580
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Why haven't you been rolling 3d6?

581
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Well, because it's different on my thing.

582
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
This is fucking stupid.

583
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000
I was like, really?

584
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000
It's only a 2d6?

585
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
That's messed up.

586
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Okay, well roll an extra d6.

587
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,000
I'm gonna, because I'm going to hit him with a Flaming Sphere.

588
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
And it's up to a minute, so yeah, you're still good.

589
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Okay, 6.

590
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
That's 9.

591
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000
12, so 24 damage.

592
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Roll another dice, because you got two Flaming Spheres where you didn't have it.

593
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Aw, thanks.

594
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Plus 4.

595
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
32.

596
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
Yeah.

597
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:30,000
And now I'm going to do Produce Flame.

598
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:35,000
It's only 2d8?

599
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
Yeah.

600
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,000
So that was 8 damage.

601
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:45,000
He also is not looking at his best, but he's still standing.

602
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:50,000
And it is Green Guy's turn.

603
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
How you doing on hit points there, New Laura?

604
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
I have 22 hit points.

605
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Oh, you're good then, you're good.

606
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
I'm fine.

607
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
It's confidence for you.

608
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:04,000
On the bite, that's a 14.

609
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,000
On the claw, that's a 26.

610
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Yeesh.

611
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
And the second claw, that's a 13.

612
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
So just the bite.

613
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
That one then.

614
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
That's 6 damage.

615
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000
And your turn.

616
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Okay.

617
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:22,000
24, my first attack.

618
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,000
And then 6 plus 5 is 11.

619
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:31,000
22 plus is 28 damage.

620
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000
Okay.

621
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
My second attack is 17.

622
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000
That is a hit?

623
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
Yes.

624
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000
Great.

625
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:44,000
5, 5, 10, 20, 26 on that one.

626
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,000
Donnie's gonna try and sting him.

627
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:52,000
He will not succeed because he rolled a 3.

628
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000
So close.

629
00:24:53,000 --> 00:25:00,000
It is Red Troll's turn and as he goes to move towards Flint, he falls over and he is dead.

630
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Oh, convenient.

631
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000
Yes.

632
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000
I like that.

633
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
Good kill by Guy.

634
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
Blue Troll.

635
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:14,000
He is still moving and going towards Thea.

636
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:18,000
His bite, that's a 25.

637
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Claw, that's a 9.

638
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000
And 11 for the second claw.

639
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Alright, so just the bite.

640
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,000
And that's 5 damage.

641
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000
That's not too bad.

642
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000
No.

643
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000
And it's Flint's turn.

644
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000
Hooray.

645
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:37,000
Alright, let's launch more giant axe attacks at this Red fellow.

646
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000
Sorry, Red fellow dropped.

647
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000
He's dead.

648
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Oh, right.

649
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
I forgot all about that.

650
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000
Solid red axe through him though.

651
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000
Thank you.

652
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000
I like that.

653
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
Okay, I will...

654
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,000
Who's worse off for hit points between New Laura and Thea?

655
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000
I've lost 37.

656
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
I've got 20 hit points left.

657
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
I have 16 hit points left.

658
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
Help New Laura.

659
00:25:55,000 --> 00:26:00,000
I'm going to rush over to New Laura's and try and take down the green fellow.

660
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000
Okay.

661
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Oh, you did rush.

662
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000
Oh yeah, right on over there.

663
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
He's so fast.

664
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000
He's so fast.

665
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,000
He's got some sort of haste spell on, I'm sure.

666
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:13,000
So that's a 17, which I believe we've been over already and it hits.

667
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Yep.

668
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:19,000
7 and 6 is 13 and 4 is 17.

669
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Okay.

670
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000
And a 20, but not critical.

671
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,000
7 and 6 is 13 and 4 is 17.

672
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Sounds good.

673
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000
He's still standing there.

674
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Okay.

675
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
And it's Thea's turn.

676
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000
Okay.

677
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Blue guy, obviously.

678
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:40,000
I'm going to hit him with my flaming sphere, which is actually 3d6.

679
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000
Excellent.

680
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
6, 5, 4.

681
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Ooh.

682
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
Yeah.

683
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
15.

684
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
So 30 damage on that one.

685
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000
Okay.

686
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Do I need to do anything else?

687
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000
You do.

688
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Oh man.

689
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000
Okay.

690
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000
Oh man.

691
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000
I thought that'd be it.

692
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:59,000
Produce flame, then I flame him all up.

693
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000
I'm going to let it roll for me.

694
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
20 damage.

695
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Nice.

696
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000
I like the noise it makes.

697
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Green guy's turn now and he, like red guy, falls to his death.

698
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
And now it's Nulara's turn.

699
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
Kill the blue one for me.

700
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Swooping Salazar'd up.

701
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000
Go for it.

702
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000
I'm going to try.

703
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:21,000
Well, that was a 13 on my first attack, so that will not work.

704
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,000
And then a 25, so that one will...

705
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,000
So that is 20 damage.

706
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Nice.

707
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
20 damage.

708
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Solid.

709
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
Donnie can try and bite him too.

710
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
He does not.

711
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,000
He rolled a two plus his three is a five.

712
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000
That will not work.

713
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Good try Donnie.

714
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:45,000
Well, he is still standing at the end of your turn, but as his turn begins, he falls

715
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
over dead as well.

716
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,000
So all three of them are now deceased.

717
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Nice.

718
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Excellent work.

719
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,000
These are the first things in this lair that didn't want to talk to us.

720
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
I just wanted to fight.

721
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
It's true.

722
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:02,000
Because we ruined their game of lay down banana peels.

723
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:07,000
You missed the banana peels so he just got really pissed off and attacked you.

724
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Yeah, he was really mad.

725
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Seems like an overreaction, but alright.

726
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,000
I think I'm going to take a healing potion.

727
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Yeah, me too.

728
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000
That's probably a good call.

729
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:24,000
As you look down and around, the toads have kind of retreated back into the

730
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,000
back of their lair den area.

731
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
I turn around and go, did you do this?

732
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000
No, we didn't appreciate your condescending tone.

733
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:38,000
And you see something scurry down the hall in the direction you were planning

734
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000
on going.

735
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000
Can I perception check to see if I see what that is?

736
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Sure.

737
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000
I don't.

738
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,000
I want to try to perceive.

739
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000
I also don't.

740
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
Let me save you all the trouble.

741
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000
I did not.

742
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,000
You might as well roll if everyone else is rolling.

743
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
I also did not.

744
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:02,000
You guys just see a flash of something run back down the halls.

745
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,000
And you don't make out what it is.

746
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000
Okay, let's just go see what it is.

747
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:11,000
You hear from behind you one of the frogs say, don't go into the next room.

748
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Why?

749
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
That's where the trolls live.

750
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Okay.

751
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Thanks.

752
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,000
What room is Macoth in?

753
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000
You're asking this to the frogs?

754
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:26,000
She is the next door on the left.

755
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000
The next next door?

756
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Next next door on the left.

757
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Not the trolls room.

758
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
The next door on the left.

759
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,000
Wouldn't that technically be the door on the right then?

760
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Yep.

761
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Door on the right.

762
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,000
More frogs.

763
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000
Fair enough.

764
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000
Ah, yes.

765
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Okay.

766
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
So that's room, what, nine from the looks of it?

767
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Yes.

768
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
Yeah.

769
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
Or six if you're coming at it from the different angle.

770
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Oh.

771
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000
It's very confusing.

772
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,000
So we walk down the hall and we say, thank you.

773
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000
Thanks again.

774
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000
Walk over the dead bodies of the trolls.

775
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000
We're honestly, we're not here to fight.

776
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000
They attacked us.

777
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000
They just attacked us.

778
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000
It wasn't cool.

779
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:11,000
Going down the hall, you walk past where the trolls live.

780
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Looking in, you just see it as a cavernous chamber filled with like drifting mist and

781
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:24,000
ice pillars rising from the floor to the ceiling and the sound of running water coming

782
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000
from in that room.

783
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,000
But otherwise you don't see anything else at first glance going past there.

784
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000
That's all right.

785
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000
We're looking for her anyway.

786
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Even if they hadn't told us the trolls live there.

787
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:42,000
So you go into the next room on your right there and it is an empty chamber, but there

788
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:46,000
is, you see the one entryway at the back of the chamber there.

789
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:54,000
As you go into the back entryway in the back of this room here, there is a ramp

790
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000
that goes up.

791
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:59,000
And at the top of the ramp, there is a single troll standing guard.

792
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:07,000
He looks uncertain of you, but it doesn't look like he's making a move to attack you

793
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
or move towards you at this point.

794
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000
Can I do a banana peel perception check?

795
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000
Sure.

796
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Yeah.

797
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
I don't want that to happen again.

798
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
Oh, thank goodness.

799
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
That is a 15.

800
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000
No banana peels.

801
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
No banana peels.

802
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
That did not go well for me last time.

803
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,000
It really didn't.

804
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:30,000
I, so he's seen us already.

805
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000
He sees you.

806
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,000
So I call up.

807
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Hey.

808
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Solid.

809
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000
I like it.

810
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000
It's a solid lead.

811
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
And what language do you call that up in?

812
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Draconic.

813
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,000
And he says back to you, who are you?

814
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
What are you doing here?

815
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
We're here to visit McAuth.

816
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
He doesn't like that.

817
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,000
And he comes barreling down the hall towards you.

818
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Good for being honest.

819
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000
You know what, though?

820
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:05,000
He slips on a giant banana peel, slides straight out of the room into the hall where he just

821
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,000
kind of like continues down this icy slippery banana peel path.

822
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,000
And he's never seen again.

823
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
That's going to be it for us.

824
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Who is leaving all these bananas everywhere?

825
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,000
That sounded like he sounds like Amy used her plot point.

826
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:23,000
As he comes down that ramp, though, I give him I give him a shove to the right.

827
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Yeah.

828
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
And he goes out the door and it's it's comedic.

829
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
It's it's very slapstick.

830
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:33,000
We all giggle and like his arms are like flailing backwards.

831
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,000
It just zooms down the hall.

832
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
Zooms.

833
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Eventually, he does find himself a wall and he smacks into it and falls unconscious

834
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
to the floor.

835
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
Of course.

836
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Of course.

837
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Yeah.

838
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Plot point used.

839
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
Plot point used.

840
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000
Love it.

841
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
All right.

842
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Takes care of that for you guys.

843
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000
You're welcome.

844
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
I love it.

845
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,000
So you go just for the slapstick.

846
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000
I love it.

847
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000
Yeah.

848
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:05,000
The sheer Benny Hillness of it is just so you go up the ramp, I assume.

849
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Yeah.

850
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000
He's guarding.

851
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Yep.

852
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:14,000
So the empty ice floor of this chamber holds a most unexpected site.

853
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:20,000
A large shelter is seemingly built out of scraps and the style of tents used by

854
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:25,000
the desert nomads of Kalamshan, some 2000 miles to the south.

855
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Of course.

856
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:33,000
You see no obvious opening, but there are overlaps in the fabric that is used.

857
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
We say hello.

858
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Yeah.

859
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000
McCaw?

860
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
McCaws, are you in there?

861
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,000
No, no answers received.

862
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Guys, I'm really worried about this tent.

863
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,000
I feel like it's just going to be like a theatre curtain.

864
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
I'm going to struggle with finding the opening.

865
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
It's going to be awkward.

866
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
It's your worst nightmare all over again.

867
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Nyla, you go first.

868
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
It went real bad for me last time I went first.

869
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
Flynn, can you go first?

870
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000
I'll go first.

871
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:07,000
So I try and find an opening in the seams and try to get into that there tent.

872
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Yep.

873
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
And you do.

874
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:15,000
And the interior of the shelter is surprisingly warm, thanks to a small stove

875
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:21,000
and simple lamps burning, which you smell as aromatic whale oil.

876
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Carpets are heaped on the floor and thick layers and tapestries from every culture

877
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:30,000
in Faerun hang suspended from a sturdy frame of whale ribs.

878
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:35,000
You see books and scrolls that are stacked neatly on tables and reading stands made

879
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
of hide and whale bone.

880
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:42,000
The only furnishings in the shelter not made from these natural materials are the

881
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:47,000
carpets and tapestries and a portable writing desk that appears to have been taken from

882
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:53,000
a sailing ship and seated at the writing desk is a female tiefling wearing a blazing

883
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,000
crimson cloak over tailored furs.

884
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:02,000
The cloak is fastened with a silver and ivory brooch bearing a design reminiscent

885
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:08,000
of a stylized branching tree, which is the symbol of the Arkane Brotherhood.

886
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Two cobalt attendants stand nearby, glancing nervously between you and the tiefling.

887
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:19,000
And after a few moments, the tiefling looks up with an expression of pale disinterest

888
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:24,000
and asks, have you come to save me or kill me?

889
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Not that there will be much difference between the two.

890
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
It's clearly not her.

891
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:32,000
We should probably just leave.

892
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Sorry, we were looking for a different tiefling.

893
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Sorry to bother you.

894
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Wearing a red cloak.

895
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Well, it's a little less bitchy, maybe.

896
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,000
Well, you know, that's kind of up to you.

897
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000
We just had some questions.

898
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,000
If you need saving, we will try to save you.

899
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:53,000
If not, we would just love answers to our questions and we'll be on our way.

900
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000
True. People have kind of stopped looking for you at this point.

901
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,000
So if we don't come back with you, it's not a huge deal.

902
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000
And who are you?

903
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000
I'm Thea.

904
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Flint.

905
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
New Laura.

906
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
And who has sent you?

907
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000
I can't remember.

908
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Someone remember the organizations.

909
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:16,000
We spoke to Dallas Silverhorn and she told us about you

910
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,000
and said you were an expert in the Drekhorn

911
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000
and we should seek you out and that you had been missing.

912
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000
That is true.

913
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
You look comfortable here.

914
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:29,000
Are you missing or, you know, did you just move?

915
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,000
Just move to a new place on this floating iceberg?

916
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000
No forwarding address.

917
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Do you want to make a charisma or a persuasion check of some some kind there?

918
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Well, that didn't go well, which is in keeping with my character.

919
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:51,000
That was a six, a six on that persuasion check.

920
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,000
So really she just yells out, bitch, you cool?

921
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Flint and I just kind of look at her.

922
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000
I am rough.

923
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
You know, she says, what color was Dallas hair?

924
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Oh, God.

925
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000
I already put my notebook away.

926
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Well, her last name is Silver something, right?

927
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
Silverhorn.

928
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Fine. You guys check out.

929
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
I'll let you in.

930
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:25,000
She says, have you come to find just the Drekhorn or

931
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:31,000
Well, now that you're here, you'll have to do something about the dragon because he's not going to let you leave.

932
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,000
But how do you intend to deal with that?

933
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Oh, we're kind of just fly by the seat of our pants warriors.

934
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
So, yeah, we're not really planners.

935
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,000
No, because if we can get away without fighting, we'll probably take that option.

936
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:51,000
However, he is kind of terrorizing everybody around here and we feel the need to help out with that.

937
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,000
He won't be the first dragon we've slain.

938
00:37:54,000 --> 00:38:06,000
I have seen many warriors as strong as the looks and the likes of you be devoured by Arathatar.

939
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:10,000
It just leaves me nervous for your well-being.

940
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
But you asked if I was missing.

941
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,000
And yes, I have been missing.

942
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:24,000
I arrived here three years ago and Arathatar would have normally killed me without a second thought.

943
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:29,000
However, the brooch of the Arcane Brotherhood, which I still wear,

944
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:36,000
he thought that that might present a solution to two problems that he had and thus kept me around.

945
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
What problems does he have?

946
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:46,000
First, the dragon still possesses numerous items and writings which were stolen from the Arcane Brotherhood,

947
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:51,000
some of which defied his understanding even after decades of study.

948
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:56,000
He wished that I would help him decipher and figure out these writings.

949
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
He's a scholar.

950
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:10,000
Second, Arathatar had long sought a way to help his mate Arivaturas overcome her grieving over the death of the wizard she once served,

951
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,000
replacing that dead wizard with a living one.

952
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,000
And the member of the Arcane Brotherhood for him seemed like a great idea.

953
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:26,000
That has not worked out well for him, but I've convinced him that keeping me around to go through these writings is in his best interest.

954
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,000
So you weren't good enough for his lady dragon?

955
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,000
She has many levels of psychoses.

956
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,000
In fact, she still wears her dead wizard on her back saddle.

957
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:42,000
It's kind of... it's a weird state that she is in.

958
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:52,000
How is an independent dragon like Arathatar, who's his own master, together with a crazy psycho dragon...

959
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Hey, hey, I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More.

960
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Thanks for continuing the journey with us for Episode 5 of Dumbgeons and Dragons, this one titled Bananas Are Dangerous.

961
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,000
And it's true, they are very dangerous, obviously.

962
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:19,000
I don't have a huge amount to talk about today, so I'll jump right into the part I'm most excited about, and that's the reviews from you.

963
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:25,000
PinkPinker says, Adventure Time! Game on, folks! Just go and have a listen already. You're gonna dig it.

964
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Thanks so much, PinkPinker.

965
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:33,000
And Julie456 says, My new favorite show! I'm thrilled to have found this show.

966
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:37,000
I love the storytelling and obvious rapport and chemistry among the players and DM.

967
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:43,000
I don't have a local D&D group, nor the time to play, but with this show, I feel like I'm part of the adventure.

968
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,000
Please keep making episodes. I beg you, please!

969
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Don't worry, we'll keep putting them out as long as people are still listening to them, right?

970
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,000
I'm really loving the reviews. It's great to hear from you, the people who are enjoying the show.

971
00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Sometimes with something like this, I'm sure you can go quite a while without hearing from anybody.

972
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:11,000
You know, to have a few reviews so early on in our run, it really helps solidify that this is something fun that we want to keep doing for as long as we can.

973
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:17,000
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974
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:24,000
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975
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:29,000
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976
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:35,000
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977
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:39,000
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978
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:43,000
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979
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:53,000
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980
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981
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:04,000
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982
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:09,000
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983
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:14,000
But that's it. That's all I got for right now. Thanks so much again for coming along with us.

984
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:21,000
Our next episode will be out March 1st, and to give you just a bit of a heads up, it will be a bit of a longer episode.

985
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Almost a bit of a double dose of adventure for you.

986
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Have a wonderful couple weeks, and we'll talk to you then.

987
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:46,000
The mating protocols of dragons sometimes eludes even the most scholarly of dragon studyers, such as myself.

988
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Of course. I can tell with the words you used.

989
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:56,000
I feel like she needs to die too, just because she's a crazy dragon.

990
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Oh, I thought you meant...

991
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Whoa! Let's dial it back a notch here.

992
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Anyone see a river around here? I heard running water in the other room.

993
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Oh boy, here we go.

994
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:13,000
So much like the kobolds that are polishing corpses a few rooms back, you've convinced this dragon that you're useful to him?

995
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:17,000
Yes, exactly. So that is how I've survived this long.

996
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,000
So is this dragon just kind of dumb or what?

997
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:31,000
No, he is quite intelligent. And I am serving a purpose for him in that I am deciphering these texts and tones.

998
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000
But you're doing it real slow, aren't you?

999
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Real, real not fast. I mean it's taking me quite a while to get through them.

1000
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:43,000
There's some very in-depth things, but yeah, I'm taking my sweet time, taking my sweet time.

1001
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Hey, I look over to the two kobolds that are like obviously trying to pretend like they're not listening to the conversation, but what they are.

1002
00:43:54,000 --> 00:44:01,000
And I kind of gesture like what's like are these guys to like make sure you don't leave or like make sure no one comes in?

1003
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Because if so, if it's a ladder, they're doing a terrible job.

1004
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:17,000
They're here to, if something does happen to me or otherwise, to inform Aruthatar of what's going on.

1005
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:30,000
And before you said that, you noticed them kind of skirting to the side a little bit, but they stopped as soon as you started talking about them.

1006
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:38,000
I see you, I see. Do you have like a leash or a collar for them or anything?

1007
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:43,000
There are some ropes around, yes. She hands you a couple of ropes.

1008
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Guys, should we maybe tie them up?

1009
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:51,000
I don't think they're really doing much to hinder us at the moment, so maybe we should just leave them be.

1010
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,000
No, but they're going to run off and tell Aruthatar that we're...

1011
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
I'm pretty sure he knows we're here.

1012
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Well, yeah, I guess so. Fine, I glare at them like if you move.

1013
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:07,000
We should probably find out all we can about this Dracorn and various other things that are going on.

1014
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Indeed.

1015
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,000
What's up with the Dracorn?

1016
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000
What up with that?

1017
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Let me tell you about the Dracorn.

1018
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Let me find the right page in my many texts and tomes to tell you about the Dracorn.

1019
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:25,000
The Dracorn was here when I arrived.

1020
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:33,000
However, a group of humans wearing distinctive robes came to the iceberg half a year ago or so.

1021
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Were they purple?

1022
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Yes, they had a purple hue to them, yes.

1023
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:47,000
After negotiating with Aruthatar, they took the device away.

1024
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Aruthatar is stupid.

1025
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000
They may have made a deal with him.

1026
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Do you remember what the deal was?

1027
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,000
I was not involved in the deal.

1028
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:05,000
But if he allowed them to leave with one of his possessions, I can only assume that it would be beneficial for him.

1029
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Even despite the fact that with the Dracorn they could control him?

1030
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:13,000
It's more of a signaling device.

1031
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000
A suggestion more than anything.

1032
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000
It's a come hither?

1033
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Let me tell you about the Dracorn.

1034
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Oh, yes.

1035
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:24,000
The Dracorn was a gift from Tiamat in the war between dragons and giants.

1036
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:30,000
It was once the horn of her ancient red dragon consort, Ethelamon.

1037
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:36,000
There will be a test afterwards that she gave to the dragon kind to help them in their war against the giants.

1038
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:45,000
The Dracorn is a signaling device, but it is so large that it requires two medium size individuals, humans or otherwise,

1039
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:53,000
or one larger giant type to carry it, while another sounds it, making the earth resonate to its call.

1040
00:46:53,000 --> 00:47:05,000
The horn has been blasted with fire into a dark ebony hue and is wrapped in bands of bronze with draconic ruins that glow with purple eldritch fire.

1041
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:10,000
The low moaning drone of the Dracorn discomforts normal animals within a few miles,

1042
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:17,000
but it alerts all dragons within 2,000 miles to rise and be wary for great danger is at hand.

1043
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Those with the knowledge of the Dracorn's history know that it was built to signal danger to chromatic dragons,

1044
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:31,000
a purpose the call to the dragon has corrupted to call chromatic dragons where they may now be located.

1045
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Got all that?

1046
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000
So let me get this right.

1047
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,000
It plays Paul Simon's Kodachrome.

1048
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000
Yeah.

1049
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000
And that's all it does.

1050
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,000
Yes.

1051
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,000
Calls the dragons.

1052
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Perfect.

1053
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:47,000
So it used to just alert the dragons like, hey, watch out, dangers are coming.

1054
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:52,000
But now the Cult of the Dragons has like changed that.

1055
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,000
So now it actually summons dragons to a specific place.

1056
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
That is correct.

1057
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Aw, shitty.

1058
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Do dragons have the option of not listening to the summons?

1059
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,000
They are drawn to its call.

1060
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:11,000
Now that you're here, Arithitar most certainly knows that you are here as well.

1061
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Yeah, we've talked to like everyone on the way.

1062
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Yeah.

1063
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:25,000
If you were to attempt to make an escape, you may not be able to do so as long as he is able to fly and attack your ship.

1064
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Oh, yeah.

1065
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Well, we'll probably just have to kill him then.

1066
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,000
I anticipated you would be saying that.

1067
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:43,000
There are some things I can give you if you can help me escape and bring things with me.

1068
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,000
Sure.

1069
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:49,000
What I would like to bring are the stolen goods from the Arcane Brotherhood.

1070
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000
Of course.

1071
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
My organization would wish to have those back.

1072
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Most of those are located in the Scriptorium, which is located right next door.

1073
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
She points to the back corner.

1074
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Yeah, the toads.

1075
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
No, no.

1076
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:16,000
She points to the back and says here, which you can't see, but she points back here and says back through there is a large library of volumes of books.

1077
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
And she says the toads?

1078
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
Well, both the toads.

1079
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:29,000
The next two doors down on the left, back up that way, there's a room full of giant toads writing scripts.

1080
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:37,000
They are keeping track of Arithatar's possessions, as well as they do keep very good history of the North.

1081
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,000
They do.

1082
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
They're quite intelligent creatures.

1083
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:45,000
Do you think that they'll have a history of what the deal was for him to give up the Dracorn?

1084
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000
They may.

1085
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,000
I don't know.

1086
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:52,000
When we asked about the Dracorn, though, they didn't give us any information.

1087
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:57,000
If you ask them directly, then they didn't tell you they might not have that information.

1088
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,000
What they keep is more valuable information.

1089
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,000
But that would keep a ledger of where it went, right, and how to get there.

1090
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,000
Perhaps only who it went to.

1091
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000
That's a good start.

1092
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:18,000
She says, what I would like to bring, the majority of it is in the scriptorium, but some of it may be in Arithatar's lair as well.

1093
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Well, we'll kill him first, and then you can take anything you want.

1094
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:29,000
She goes to her desk, or she's at her desk, she opens a drawer and pulls out a ring and lays it on the desk,

1095
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:37,000
and then goes to a fold in the tapestries on the wall and pulls out two arrows and says,

1096
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:46,000
this is a ring of cold resistance, and these are two arrows of dragon slaying that I've been able to craft since I've been here.

1097
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,000
They may help you in your fight against Arithatar.

1098
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:55,000
I can tell you how his lair is laid out.

1099
00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:00,000
I know Arithatar tends to use traps in his lairs.

1100
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:05,000
I cannot tell you where those are as he keeps a close eye on me when I go down there.

1101
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:10,000
So just be wary when you are down there to watch out for traps.

1102
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Yes.

1103
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:17,000
There are two entrances, one through the scriptorium, which is directly behind us here,

1104
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:25,000
another in a storeroom further down the hall, which drops into a further area from where he is located.

1105
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:30,000
She begins describing the whole just of his realm there.

1106
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:37,000
He is generally in the westmost area of his lair.

1107
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:45,000
Dropping down from the scriptorium, you will go into his perch area where he sometimes spends his time.

1108
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Perching.

1109
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Perching and lounging, if you will.

1110
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Okay, hold on.

1111
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:56,000
I'm imagining a big like one of those little like Tweety Bird has that swing.

1112
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Is it like that?

1113
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Well, it's more of a shelf, but it is where he often will be sleeping.

1114
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:12,000
And then the abyss where he spends most of his time down from that drops down.

1115
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
He calls it the abyss.

1116
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,000
That's what I call it.

1117
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,000
It's cheery.

1118
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,000
Yes, it is a very cold.

1119
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,000
You thought this whole iceberg was cold?

1120
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,000
It is colder down there.

1121
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:32,000
The second entrance, which is over in the storeroom there, drops down into an area with large ice pillars.

1122
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:38,000
And then there are two tunnels which lead into the abyss.

1123
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,000
Okay.

1124
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000
Where do you guys think we should go down?

1125
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:47,000
Well, I mean, at least the scriptorium we know just goes right there.

1126
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000
Do we know where the storeroom is?

1127
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Because we could run into more creatures out, get into that storeroom.

1128
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,000
It's not too far, though.

1129
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,000
You haven't been to it yet, but the way she describes it, it is...

1130
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Just down the hall and to the left.

1131
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,000
Oh, I see.

1132
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Yeah.

1133
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
Because I think that would give us probably...

1134
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,000
I think I prefer not to be on a perch.

1135
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000
Because how high up is that perch?

1136
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:20,000
That perch is 16 feet and then the abyss goes down to zero.

1137
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:26,000
So it's like a 16-foot drop from the light blue area to the dark blue area.

1138
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
I think that's a survivable drop.

1139
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:32,000
I also feel like perch seems like maybe a bad idea in case he's sleeping there.

1140
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,000
Yeah, because although...

1141
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,000
Or maybe that's good.

1142
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
Maybe we want to sneak up on him when he's sleeping.

1143
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
I prefer to kill him in his sleep.

1144
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:45,000
Do you guys happen to have the name of the previous ice dragon that we fought written down anywhere?

1145
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Perhaps.

1146
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:52,000
Because I'm thinking if we can go in there and say, we don't want to kill you,

1147
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:57,000
but we've done this before and we can reference the dragon that we killed,

1148
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000
then that might be...

1149
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
He might take our threat a little more seriously.

1150
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,000
Is it Verem?

1151
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:05,000
No, that's one of the head dragon cult people, isn't it?

1152
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000
Yeah.

1153
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,000
Glazhale.

1154
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Glazhale.

1155
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,000
That sounds right.

1156
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:13,000
I have white dragon's ice and stuff written beside it.

1157
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000
Perfect.

1158
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
Perfect, yeah.

1159
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000
Blagothkis?

1160
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,000
No, who's that?

1161
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Was that the ice giant?

1162
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Blagothkis?

1163
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Yeah.

1164
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
Yes, he's a giant cloud giant.

1165
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,000
Okay.

1166
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,000
Gleshale, then.

1167
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
How about Gleshale?

1168
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,000
I think it's with a Z though.

1169
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000
I think it's Glazhale.

1170
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000
Could be.

1171
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
I always just have to try and do it phonetically.

1172
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,000
Yeah, it's a good call.

1173
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,000
So, yeah.

1174
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Because I think if he's not sleeping and we can't just sneak out,

1175
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:45,000
I think we need to announce ourselves and lay like an ultimatum.

1176
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Absolutely.

1177
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,000
Ultimatum.

1178
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,000
An ultimatum.

1179
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,000
Just go in ultimatum.

1180
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000
Put that devil fruit out of here.

1181
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,000
I figure if we drop in there and can actually reference the fact

1182
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
that we have killed an ice dragon before,

1183
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
and we don't really want to kill this guy,

1184
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000
we just want to be on our way.

1185
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Of course.

1186
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000
Maybe he'll let us go.

1187
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,000
Oh, yeah.

1188
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:09,000
But he needs to let us go and Macoth,

1189
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000
which he just might not be willing to do.

1190
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,000
But who knows?

1191
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
We don't have to tell him that part.

1192
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,000
How are we going to sneak her and what she wants to bring out?

1193
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,000
That is a good question.

1194
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,000
Because she is not coming with us right now, right?

1195
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,000
No, I have a feeling she'll probably stay in her fort.

1196
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
She won't come with you down to the lair?

1197
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,000
Is that what you're asking?

1198
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,000
Yeah.

1199
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,000
Yes.

1200
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000
No, no.

1201
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:35,000
She describes the entrance to the lair to you,

1202
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,000
and it is from the scriptorium,

1203
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:43,000
it is relatively easy to get down,

1204
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:47,000
but neither area is easy to get out of.

1205
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:52,000
Arithatar wishes prisoners and guests alike,

1206
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,000
he makes sure that it's not easy for them to get out of.

1207
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Okay.

1208
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,000
So when we go down, we leave a rope dangling.

1209
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000
Well, Flint has that ladder.

1210
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,000
I do have my ladder.

1211
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,000
True.

1212
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,000
And I also have, how big are these openings?

1213
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,000
20 feet.

1214
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Whereas area 11 is closer to about 10 to 15 feet across.

1215
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:22,000
She says that he is able to clamber up and down this passage without difficulty.

1216
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,000
Both of them.

1217
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000
Because I also have guacamole.

1218
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:31,000
And the chute goes down about 60 feet to the roof of area 19,

1219
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:35,000
after which there is a 15-foot drop to the ice platform.

1220
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Ah, this is going to be fun.

1221
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
It's like a little, it's like an ice slide.

1222
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
It was like we're doing, we're louging.

1223
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Yes.

1224
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000
We're skeletoning down there, right?

1225
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000
Exactly.

1226
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,000
And guacamole could probably help us get out.

1227
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,000
Right.

1228
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:57,000
If we needed to, at least through the bigger one, probably the number six.

1229
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Six.

1230
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:03,000
Probably not fly out, but she's got these giant talons and can probably,

1231
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:08,000
if a dragon can crawl its way out of there, I'm assuming an owl could do the same.

1232
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
Sounds reasonable to me.

1233
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Yeah, the chute and the other one is a 60-foot drop as well.

1234
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
A 60-foot drop or a 60-foot slide?

1235
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
A 60-foot drop.

1236
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,000
That sounds lovely.

1237
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,000
60 feet to the top of a platform.

1238
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:27,000
Okay, so I say we go down the one in the scriptorium

1239
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:31,000
because that's a slide and a 15-foot drop, correct?

1240
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:37,000
Yeah, you could make it down there with ropes or some other climbing gear.

1241
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:41,000
Okay, but 60-foot drop just seems like...

1242
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,000
Sounds like it's going to hurt.

1243
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,000
Make a saving throw to see if you plunge to your death.

1244
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,000
Yes.

1245
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Yeah, so, all right, let's go down there.

1246
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,000
Can we have a long rest there in that nice warm tent

1247
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,000
and get all our hit points back before we fight the dragon?

1248
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,000
She says,

1249
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,000
You may help me get what I need ready in the scriptorium

1250
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,000
before we, hopefully, depart.

1251
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:07,000
You may rest until you feel ready to fight Aruthator.

1252
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:11,000
As long as he is down there and you are up here, I feel you will be safe.

1253
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,000
She parts the fabric of her tent

1254
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:18,000
and leads you back into the scriptorium where there are walls covered

1255
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:23,000
and bookshelves covered with scrolls and books and writings.

1256
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:27,000
And she tosses you a bag, a rather small one by the looks of it,

1257
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,000
and says, start filling her up.

1258
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

1259
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,000
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